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I need to vent right now… She got me suffering right now. Haven’t touched or kissed her and yet in my mind all this has happened…
She has mind fucked me into a ocean of swirling emotions I’ve never felt before. I’m drowning yo…
Nigga I’m grown!!! A fucking G!!! This has never happen to me. Nah nigga not me at all!! Yet this woman got her hooks in me…
I’m trying my hardest to fight it off and be cool….fuck that be ice cold, no emotion being shown other than a smile.
But she pins me everything. I try to counter and get the upper hand but…. She smiles, she giggles, she laughs… And I’m stuck…. Cheesing like I’m 15…
She ask “what you smiling at” and gives me the look…. SON!!!! THAT LOOK!!! It’s soul piercing and touches a spot thats been buried so long I’d forgot it was there.
Then I go to answer.. Take a breath, get my thoughts together, channel my inner Berry White… Answer NOthiNg…. Pitch all fucked up and voice cracking… FUCK!!!
I can’t win man… I’m not even sure I want to..
Every answer is perfect… Like God pulled out my rib and molded her and hide her from my till I had officially gave up on trying to be happy and settled on just getting pussy… Ravaging random chicks who’s names I can half remember because that’s how much I gave a shit…
But not her… She wears all the hats and not miss a beat…. Smart, Classy, Ambitious, A Dreamer, Beautifully Flawed yet perfect in my eyes… All these things She is…
Dear Future Boyfriend. See me like this please.. I hope I make you feel like this…
Because MOST of you up here have this skewed view and fucked up perception on what it means to be a fucking datable person.
It’s NOT being a fucking chamelon, changing colors as the situation sees fit.
It’s NOT being a fucking prince or princess, thinking that there’s going to be this one person who’s going to give you EXACTLY everything you want and exceed ALL of your expectations.
It’s NOT being a fucking douchebag asshole dickhead, throwing shit up against a wall and hoping something sticks. And by that, I mean inboxing, texting, and writing the same tired ass lines to 50 different people trying to play the odds to get one to stick around and deal with your bullshit.
You gotta work on you, man. You got to make sure you’re comfortable with YOURSELF. Once that happens, then and ONLY THEN will you be able to say “I want to date. I want to find that person that COMPLIMENTS me.” Not complete.
But I don’t blame you guys. I don’t. I blame this Web 2.0 mentality. I blame this society that has folks BELIEVING the “Individualization By Title” bullshit. I blame this YOLO bullshit that Drake has been spewing all over every fucking thing.
Trust in yourself. Believe in yourself. Be the best YOU you can be. THEN look for a companion.
Relationships aren’t hard. It’s the people in them that makes it difficult.
Dear Future Boyfriend……What he said…lol
The Art of Choking During Sex
Many people believe that a lower supply of oxygen to the brain is supposed to enhance your sexual sensations and make it easier to orgasm. Maybe that’s why females like being choked so much. Sad part is many people don’t understand the pleasure they can receive from being choked.
The pseudo choke is when a man places his hand around the woman’s neck without applying any pressure or very little pressure. This provides a psychological effect during sex, because more than likely it’s going to turn her on.
Dear Future Boyfriend: yes please…
Washes. Co-washes. Rub moisturizer through your hair. Hell, I’ll just massage your scalp if that’s what you want.
Dear Future Boyfriend… OHHHHH I’d love you SOOO Much if you did this!!!! PLEASEEEEEEE there is nothing more relaxing!!!! =)
Dear Future Boyfriend..
This will take place. Nasty morning breath and all ^___^
……I love listening to different types of music, it would be awesome if you could introduce me to some new stuff. Help me expand my horizons. Is it bad that I have NOOO clue who childish gambino is? Yeah I need help lol. & Just maybe I can help you. I love rock, classic rock, R&B, and musicals and a lots of other crazy stuff. I won’t force you to listen to it… unless were in the car and I’m driving lol. ^_^