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perry-monster:

eccentricandfantastic:

itsmylifetolivesofuckoff:

psychic-timelord:

katzmatt:

unlubricated-anal-sex:

fuzzd:

dduane:

That Green Lantern one will do, thanks. :)

Ditto

The last one, omg <3

i love rings like this

Kinda glad they moved the reblog button now… But I WANT THE ONE RING OKAY?!

These are the nerdiest most beautiful rings on the planet!!!!!

The TARDIS rings though oh my god!

It keeps getting more adorable!

Dear Future Boyfriend: If we ever get serious enough and you start to think about popping the question and it doesn’t have a cool theme like this, or isn’t at the Harry Potter exibit in orlando. Prepare to get rejected. 

(via lacquerandcandy)

sheisback:

Lets cook together

Clean up together

& then sleep together.

(via thereshegoooo-deactivated201302)

Dear Current Boyfriend 1: Lets do this But not make such a mess on the floor. Put some towels down or something lol

(via keidyblueisawesome)

Dear Future Boyfriend: My birthday is coming up. If you got me a cake like this. I will be on my knees for days. *shrugs* no shame.

Dear Future Boyfriend: My birthday is coming up. If you got me a cake like this. I will be on my knees for days. *shrugs* no shame.

(via peeach-y)

just1nick:

I need to vent right now… She got me suffering right now. Haven’t touched or kissed her and yet in my mind all this has happened…

She has mind fucked me into a ocean of swirling emotions I’ve never felt before. I’m drowning yo…

Nigga I’m grown!!! A fucking G!!! This has never happen to me. Nah nigga not me at all!! Yet this woman got her hooks in me…

I’m trying my hardest to fight it off and be cool….fuck that be ice cold, no emotion being shown other than a smile.

But she pins me everything. I try to counter and get the upper hand but…. She smiles, she giggles, she laughs… And I’m stuck…. Cheesing like I’m 15…

She ask “what you smiling at” and gives me the look…. SON!!!! THAT LOOK!!! It’s soul piercing and touches a spot thats been buried so long I’d forgot it was there.

Then I go to answer.. Take a breath, get my thoughts together, channel my inner Berry White… Answer NOthiNg…. Pitch all fucked up and voice cracking… FUCK!!!

I can’t win man… I’m not even sure I want to..

Every answer is perfect… Like God pulled out my rib and molded her and hide her from my till I had officially gave up on trying to be happy and settled on just getting pussy… Ravaging random chicks who’s names I can half remember because that’s how much I gave a shit…

But not her… She wears all the hats and not miss a beat…. Smart, Classy, Ambitious, A Dreamer, Beautifully Flawed yet perfect in my eyes… All these things She is…

Dear Future Boyfriend. See me like this please.. I hope I make you feel like this…

Dear Future Boyfriend #13:

I LOVE a man who can wear the hell out of a suit. Such a major turn on….

(via ghdos)

shehateme:

Rage, even.

Because MOST of you up here have this skewed view and fucked up perception on what it means to be a fucking datable person.  

It’s NOT being a fucking chamelon, changing colors as the situation sees fit.

It’s NOT being a fucking prince or princess, thinking that there’s going to be this one person who’s going to give you EXACTLY everything you want and exceed ALL of your expectations.

It’s NOT being a fucking douchebag asshole dickhead, throwing shit up against a wall and hoping something sticks.  And by that, I mean inboxing, texting, and writing the same tired ass lines to 50 different people trying to play the odds to get one to stick around and deal with your bullshit.

You gotta work on you, man.  You got to make sure you’re comfortable with YOURSELF.  Once that happens, then and ONLY THEN will you be able to say “I want to date.  I want to find that person that COMPLIMENTS me.”  Not complete.

But I don’t blame you guys.  I don’t.  I blame this Web 2.0 mentality.  I blame this society that has folks BELIEVING the “Individualization By Title” bullshit.  I blame this YOLO bullshit that Drake has been spewing all over every fucking thing.

Trust in yourself.  Believe in yourself.  Be the best YOU you can be.  THEN look for a companion.

Relationships aren’t hard.  It’s the people in them that makes it difficult.

Dear Future Boyfriend……What he said…lol

strangelanguage:

The Art of Choking During Sex

Many people believe that a lower supply of oxygen to the brain is supposed to enhance your sexual sensations and make it easier to orgasm. Maybe that’s why females like being choked so much. Sad part is many people don’t understand the pleasure they can receive from being choked.

The pseudo choke is when a man places his hand around the woman’s neck without applying any pressure or very little pressure. This provides a psychological effect during sex, because more than likely it’s going to turn her on.

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Dear Future Boyfriend: yes please…

(via ghdos)

ghdos:

Washes. Co-washes. Rub moisturizer through your hair. Hell, I’ll just massage your scalp if that’s what you want.

Yes.

Dear Future Boyfriend… OHHHHH I’d love you SOOO Much if you did this!!!! PLEASEEEEEEE there is nothing more relaxing!!!! =) 

Dear Future Boyfriend..

This will take place. Nasty morning breath and all ^___^ 

(via fallbackandrelax-deactivated201)

Dear Future Boyfriend:

I already know the dance….. Lets do it. lol 

(via lacquerandcandy)

Dear Future Boyfriend:

Lets be silly like this sometimes!!! lol Laughter is the best gift you could ever give me =)

(via deezyville)

……I love listening to different types of music, it would be awesome if you could introduce me to some new stuff. Help me expand my horizons. Is it bad that I have NOOO clue who childish gambino is? Yeah I need help lol. & Just maybe I can help you. I love rock, classic rock, R&B, and musicals and a lots of other crazy stuff. I won’t force you to listen to it… unless were in the car and I’m driving lol. ^_^ 

ghdos:

oneandonlyjay:

myegotisticalindulgences:

     She spends the rest of the class period sending me pictures and short video of herself licking her nipples, playing with her pussy, and bent over smacking her ass.

     I spend the rest of my class pissed off, rock hard, with my eyes glued to my phone. By the end of the class I don’t even remember what we were studying. I gather my things, working hard to keep my boner hidden, and rush out the door.

     As I exit the building, the cool spring air helps clear my head. Still, as I cross campus to the student apartments, all I can think of is is her. How the juices dripping from her pretty chocolate brown pussy had soaked through her panties, and the way she moaned my name.

FUCK!

     Instead of taking the elevator up to my floor, I end up taking the stairs, two at a time to hers. I make it to her third floor room not even out of breath, and knock on the door. She opens the door butt naked and surveys me, a smirk on her face. Starting with my eyes, she slowly scans my body, she had intended this to be seductive, but instead of seeing the bulge was expecting to see in my jeans, she sees my rock hard dick already out of my jeans and waiting on her.

She gasps, surprised, but that was the idea.

     I push passed her into the apartment and throw my books and papers off to the side of the door. After striding to the middle of the living room I turn, face her, and say,

     “Get to work.”

She kicks the door closed and replies, “Yes, Daddy.”

     She takes her time crossing the room, eyes locked on my dick and slowly sinks to her knees.

Niiiiice

“Dear Future Girlfriend” #161:Scenarios like this are so fucking necessary.

Dear Future Boyfriend #5: Hmmm this seems like fun to do. lol Hope your prepared.. lol

THIS man is using his comedic abilities in an amazing way. 

Dear Future Boyfriend #5 : You don’t have to be soo funny like this, but at least be aware of whats going on in the world…Don’t have tunnel Vision About The World Around You.

(via deezyville)